Introduction Bigfoot. Probably the most talented animal of all time. Why? Because bigfoot lives an amazing life and still, to this day, has yet to be seen (allegedly). Because he hasn’t been seen, no one has a clue as to what he looks like, how he acts, and what he does. Fortunately for everyone reading this, I am a bigfoot expert. Take a second to read this blog on the greatest creature of all time. His appearance Bigfoot is simply put, a beast. The average bigfoot stands anywhere from 7 to 9 feet weighing around 300-500 pounds. All bigfoots are absolutely jacked because of their lifestyle. Bigfoots can slightly vary in color, but most tend to fall into a brown color scheme. Although, it is important to note that their hair becomes white in the winter months. Every bigfoot may be slightly different but all of them are almost identical. I am not sure what that means but figure it out. Where he lives Bigfoot is a fan of nature. He loves to be where the trees and water are. Hence why when searching for bigfoot, people look in the forest. What people don’t understand is that Bigfoot is one of the smartest creatures alive. In certain instances, bigfoot is smarter than your average human. Why does this matter? Bigfoot is so smart that he has brainwashed an entire population into looking in the woods, when in reality, he lives in a house. That is right, bigfoots live in homes across the world. They aren’t seen because they don’t come out of their houses. Daily life The ultra-athletic, hard-working, down to earth, charming Sasquatch. He typically starts his day by lifting weights. Around lunch, he lifts some more weights. What does he do after that? He gets absolutely jacked. All bigfoot does is lift weights so that he can be at peak physical performance. After all, the bigfoot was placed on this earth to serve as protectors once the apocalypse occurs. They know their job, they know why they are here, and they are dedicated to serve, even though they are disrespected by people who do not believe. P.S. They get absolutely wasted. Conclusion You will probably never see bigfoot. You will probably never hear bigfoot. You will probably never believe in bigfoot. With that being said, bigfoot sees you. Bigfoot hears you. Bigfoot believes in you.
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Fast Food and The United States of America go together like milk and cookies. Ever since fast food begun to develop in the 1940s, American’s have done everything in their power to get as much of it as possible. This article focuses on THE best fast-food chains on the planet. No argument. No debate. These are the five.
1. Popeyes Let’s get this straight. Out of all the chicken places (KFC, Zaxby’s, Raising Canes, etc.) Popeyes sweeps the floor. I mean it is not even close. What Popeye’s does so good that competitors don’t is make you excited to eat there. Everyone has seen Popeye’s lady, right? How could you not want to go eat a beautiful, crispy, elegant chicken sandwich with a nice side of buttery mashed potatoes after hearing that southern charm. 2. Taco Bell This may be a tad controversial, but I could care less. Talk about a bang for your buck. Taco Bell provides a combination of the cheapest yet best tasting Mexican food possible. There is no potential situation where Taco Bell doesn’t nail it. This is because the quality of the food itself is very questionable, but never tastes bad. If you’re someone who is soft and gets icked out by low quality, then grow up. What matters is how the taste of that beautiful burrito soothes your soul. 3. McDonald’s Does this even need an explanation? One of the most iconic fast-food spots of all time, and consistency is its middle name. Home to some of the most iconic fast-food items, McDonald’s sits so high on this list because of its legendary status. With over 40,000 locations in the U.S. alone, it is safe to say McDonald’s is the GOAT. 4. Subway Probably the most slept on chain on the list, Subway equals happiness. A beautiful sub is a beautiful thing, and the more subs go around in this world the happier we become as a civilization. Subway landed on this list because of its customizable nature. Yes, at just about every fast-food chain you can customize your order to fit your needs, but most don’t incorporate it like Subway does. Subway wants you to be you. 5. Arby’s Four words. We. Have. The. Meats. WE HAVE THE MEATS! |
Ryan TeamanJust a young adult from the Eastern Shore of Maryland. I typically have a lot of crazy ass ideas, so this is where I will let them lay. Enjoy. |